100% ALL YOU

Good evening. ☕️🌿

*Please forgive the grammatical errors... or not I couldn't care less. 😏

OMG Smartless got Cillian Murphy as a guest. LOVE him. He is a perfect example of why American women will travel out of the country to find a man. 

Peaky Blinders and Oppenheimer are fantastic of course but I cannot stress enough to also see Cillian Murphy's earlier works. Disco Pigs, genius, but you must (must!) see Breakfast On Pluto.

After Oppenheimer Murphy also did an artsy film called Small Things Like These that I absolutely love. 

We need films. Our heart, souls, and sanity depend on books and films to help us cope with THIS 👇🏼 nonsense. 

ANYWAY

My late night doom scrolls is 90% no one being able to do Jungkook's Tiktok double 360 kick spin dance. Imagine if the internet came out when WE Gen X'ers were in our teens. No one would use it. We couldn't record a single skillset picked up in the 80's. 😏

Being 57 years old post menopause which means nothing to the men folk so sshhh I'm not talking to you fellas sit this one out, I've been encountering a mild assortment of gender neutral medical pains none of the men folk in my camp knew anything about. "Abdominal pain? Tooth pain? Never heard of such a thing." Sigh. 🙄 And then men wonder why they must be financial providers. I also experienced some painful swelling on the inside of my cheeck, canker sores perhaps. I was talking with a guy from Mexico the other morning at breakfast who said a teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil from time to time helps the body with swelling. Daddy Google said rinse the mouth with warm salt water and then soak a cotten ball in EVOO and place the cotton ball inside the cheek for a few minutes. It worked! That guy was right! Again, not American. You must travel, ladies, if you want a man who can contribute anything other than money and gross d-pics. Thank goodness for the kindness of strange foreign men. 😏 And then I had pinching pain on my lower right side under my bellybutton. Fearing it was my appendex, I checked in with daddy Google once more. I didn't have a fever or nausea and the pain seemed like it was moving around my bellybutton weird as that sounds but daddy Google said drinking a teaspoon of EVOO in the evening before bed would help with gut swelling, lower side pain, and tummy swelling, and it worked! I bet it was his mama who taught that guy about the benefits of EVOO. It actually worked! The pain on my lower right side for the past two days is gone. My gut is flat again. Crazy! EVOO. God bless everyone who makes this magical tasty elixir. 🙏🏻 I'm supposed to be on the Mediterranean diet but good luck finding Mediterranean restaurants in Las Vegas. 

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS

Where are the 1940's moms? What happened to them? The good 1940's moms who had endless hugs and baked your favorite cake when you were feeling down. My grandma was the greatest. Whatever you needed she magically had in her purse. Kleenex, change, chapstick, a ham and cheese on white, shoelaces, Q-tips, she had it all in her purse. 

My gripe for the week:

THIS! 👇🏼SERIOUSLY you gaggle of B'S! No one cares about your kids but you. Women who think their vaginas are made of gold are delusional AND their kids are the worst behaved. 

AND ANOTHER THING

Keep your dogs on a leash. It should be law if your kid or dog comes at me with or without you I can bat them away like I'm trying out for the Yankees. If it's a crime to hassle your kid, it should also be a crime when your kid hassles me. Dig? I'm 💯 over people thinking I'm the least bit interested in their dog or kid because you think your vagina is made of gold thus your kids and dogs must also be made of gold. Dogs, kids, people in general need to be well behaved minding their own business preferably two feet away from me when out among the general public. I don't meander when I'm out and about. I actually have things to do and places to go that's why I left the house. Look hon, I'm from the clique-generation X where we say "You and yours" because the general population are not welcome in our lives. Unlike today where people are so needy and desperate for attention they crave the general population everywhere to notice them all the time. "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!" Whereas my generation X make it loud and clear, "Get the F away from me FOREVER!" Even our moms were like, "Go outside and play FOREVER." 

The's a trail behind the house that takes you to grocery stores, restaurants, stores like CVS, and metro stops. It's a nice peaceful 25 minute walk UNTIL someone (sometimes with an unleashed dog) feels the need to get attention from me. Get the F away from me. I don't want to talk to anyone. This is not a bar or a meet & greet. I just want to enjoy my walk from A to B WITHOUT YOU. Again, I think I should be allowed to bat these people away from me like I'm in Dawn of the Dead circa 1978. I don't even look friendly (my resting B face game is strong) AND I pull up my headphones the moment I see someone walking past me. 

There's a crazy Asian woman (it's ALWAYS Asian women!) who will cross the path just to physically run into me. God tests my patience he really does because I fantasize taking this brick of a cell phone and turning her head into a canoe. I don't condone violence but I understand it. 

Did all the nightclubs and local bars in Las Vegas shut down? Are there no more dating apps? Did the internet break? These are the places, fellas, that are safe spaces for you to try meeting women (good luck!) I don't drink but I'll eat at a bar if it's nearby and I like the food - when I'm feeling social that is. Its like people (men) who join gyms because they think that's where they should go to meet women. Gross. 🙄 FIRST OF ALL you have to try harder before you even leave the house, fellas. I share a bathroom with a guy in his mid to late 30's maybe early 40's and he is an absolute PIG in the bathroom. Just a slob. He's going to be single until the day he dies. 

EXAMPLE: What are these brown flakes he leaves in the bathroom sink? In the sink! 🤮 Every single day he leaves them in the sink. NASTY. I have to scrub out the sink with bleach every day just to wash my face and brush my teeth. 

We all know boys are ick but do you have to go out of your way to be this much ick, guys? Males like this guy are why women don't want to meet other men let alone date them. The ick-men C-block all other men. So nasty. 🤮 I wrote a nice note and left it in the bathroom but he don't give a single F. It's no wonder I have not had any romantic feelings for a man since 2012. Again, I don't condone violence BUT I UNDERSTAND IT.

"I rather crave violence." 

Jo March, Little Women

I understand, Ms March. I understand 💯!! God tests my patience every day. Every dang day.

All this static and skism in society is why the reproduction rate is wayyy down. According to daddy Google ain't no one making babies anymore. The Republicans blame porn for the long term decline . If JD Vance becomes the next president we'll see how many adult shops are still open in 2030. 

I personally have no use for adult stores. I never did really. I find them all rather silly. I went only to please the man I was seeing at the time. 🙄 If male/female hetero couples need all the rubber bells and whistles to enjoy each other's company, that relationship is already doomed to fail. God blessed hetero men and women with the necessary body parts to have sex. AND ANOTHER THING now that I'm much older and wiser, what's the point of being promiscuous? What's the point? Sex has no real value without love and marriage. Still, for whatever reason, however it comes about, the less children screaming on an airplane or in a restaurant is fine with me. Who can afford children anyway? Have less children. Let the ones alive today stand a chance.

(Sigh) 

I'm constantly reminding myself it's their world now, the kids. The less kids born the easier it will be for the smart ones to be found. Kids today will need the smart ones to keep them alive in the future like every generation before them. 

For those of you over 70 years of age allow daddy Google to explain...

As I've said before, it's their world now. 2026 and beyond are for the kids. The same kids who love shopping Erewhon, you know, the bougie grocery store where a half brick of firm Tofu, cubed, cost $14 in a plastic container. If you're feeling down you can always pick up "homemade" chicken noodle soup for $50 a jar. Yeah. $50. But hey, maybe the broth is made of morphine and in that case worth the money. 😏

If the kids today are making that kind of coin good for them. Use the internet. You pay for it. Use the internet and make money like this girl. For years I thought she was eating bull testicle. I'm still not sure what she's eating. Some say monkey brains but she eats this all the time. Her oddly large forehead lands in my doom scrolls at least five times a week. I mean how many monkeys are there in her country, or bulls for that matter? Any guesses what she's eating.

You and me, Jon. 😄 why didn't more men of our generation age like you? I'm currently at Starbucks (headsets on of course) the unspoken rule of everyone facing the same direction while seated at our tables means nothing to this guy who is facing me at his table. 🙄 FYI fellas, staring at women is creepy AF. 

Help me Jon Bon Jovi!  

The only place I'm okay meeting a man is if I'm having lunch at a bar which I do maybe once a week when I'm feeling social. I don't have a kitchen so I do eat one meal out a day. My generation (X) met men at bars. That's it. Bars. I don't drink but I do like socializing maybe once a week. At 57 years old I'll still go to a bar if I like the food. 

This is why so many people meet in the work place. You get to know each other over a period of time and laws in the work place protect women, or at least they're supposed to. 

It takes time for relationships to grow - all relationships. Somewhere along the line people 50+ forgot everything they grew up doing. Remember high school? Remember wanting to ask that pretty girl you like to the movies? That nerve wracking ritual never changes. Never. You still have to get your car washed, buy a new shirt, maybe some new shoes, get a haircut, make sure you have money in your wallet for burgers or pizza after the movie, you still have to be funny, charming, and want to be a better man to earn her trust and friendship so she'll keep seeing you, and if you're lucky maybe she will want to go miniature golfing with you the following Sunday. A second date, success! That never changes, fellas. Never. In 2021 I once heard a guy say, "If she doesn't sleep with me on the first day I'm dumping her." Good! Dump her. Do her that favor. Creep. Regular every day bums thinking they're Rockstars. It's sad. Sadder still are the women in 2021 and 2026 who belittle themselves by agreeing to be used. Do I love Bon Jovi, yup, I sure do. I love their music. I love the memories. I loved the 80's. That band had an excuse for prior youthful bad acts but it seems they did in fact grow up as all real men ought to do. They got married, had kids, bought houses, and become a healthy part of society. And then there are men today in 2026 with nowhere near Bon Jovi man-stats who think they're entitled to whatever from women just because (sigh) they were born males. I mean. 🙄

Finding a mate like finding God like finding anything you want badly enough takes time, love, and devotion or you'll end up on the wrong side of instant gratification every single time. Feeling the results of bad decision making is entirely up to you, no one else. No one is to blame for your lonely misery but you. You can be mister high and mighty alone on your peak of manhood OR you could be loved and adored. I'm single but I'm content. It's the people who say, "Oh I'm so lonely and miserable" I don't feel sorry for. You don't have to be miserable. You chose to be. You too can be alone and content.  It's called hobbies, friends, loving your friends and being loved back. If you're miserable it's  💯 because you want to be.

I LOVE YOU TOO PIGEON 😘 

See how easy that was. 

 

Who wants to go to IKEA for lunch. Yum. 😋 Swedish food is so good. 

This is the view from my bedroom window right now. Beautiful romantic  sunset. "Kiss me and I'll kiss you back."  

POPE LEO XIV take us out. I love my Midwest boys. 

Amen 🙏🏻 

Okay Bye! 👋🏼

👇🏼😆

JACKIE!!

Good morning. ☕️☀️

*Please forgive the grammatical errors. I'm on high alert ⚠️ for we are missing a mama eagle!

UPDATE! 10:13AM. 

Jackie finally returned to the nest! Naughty bird! I was all ready to Matlock TF out of Big Bear Lake! These eagles are literally THE ONLY thing that makes sense in 2026. We can't afford to lose them now. Thank you for coming home. 

Daddy Shadow of the Big Bear Lake eagle duo has been on the nest of eggs since yesterday afternoon, over night, more than 15 hours at this point with no mama Jackie in sight. Oh dear. At dawn when Shadow relieves mama Jackie on the nest so she can eat, stretch her wings, and do her thing, this morning Jackie did not come to relieve Shadow. I've followed this eagle duo for three winter seasons now and I have never seen Shadow on the nest this long let alone overnight. Jackie wouldn't let him. I pray nothing has happened to Jackie. Eagles eat at least two pounds of food a day and sometimes store extra food in their crop. I read they can go up to 2 days without eating if there is food stored. Nonetheless,  Shadow will need to leave the nest to eat. 

Shadow just left the nest for a couple minutes to do another fly around. He just called out for her. Why doesn't he keep calling out for her like she does? When Jackie wants off the nest in the morning she calls out for Shadow like an angry Karen over a parking spot. When Jackie needs a break from the nest she calls out for Shadow like she wants off the nest now - RIGHT NOW - like get your wings over here right now buddy! But no. He's patient. Keeping the eggs warm. Waiting for her to come home. We're all waiting for Jackie to come home. OMG the stress. Imma 'bout ready to call Keith Morrison. 

Daddy Shadow on the nest his morning wondering where Jackie has gone for so long  and if his life mate is okay. Poor guy. 

It's now 7:48am. Still no Jackie. Sadly, I don't think she's coming home. Shadow has tried to leave the nest at least five times this morning but he hears the other birds near his nest and flies back within minutes to protect his eggs. 

(According to daddy Google) RCK Properties are constructing the "Moon Camp" luxury housing near the Big Bear Lake eagle nest. 13 minute drive according to Google maps. Conservationists have raised a decent amount of money to try stopping the construction or at the very least halting the construction until these eggs have hatched and the chicks have fledged, so like July. Then Jackie and Shadow would most likely relocate somewhere else. But no, RCK Properties would not halt construction. Time is money. A contract is a contract and people get paid regardless. Just ask the city of Summerlin when they screwed the pooch on the construction of that luxury golf course. Summerlin lost millions of dollars and had a hiring freeze over the city as a result. People lost out on work because of a botched golf course deal. Who raised these people?! 

SO the question is, do we think RCK Properties have it in them to hunt these beloved eagles down and I say 💯  they absolutely do. AND I don't think they realize how beloved these eagles are. AND according to daddy Google, a first conviction of killing a bald eagle can result up to one year in prison and fines up to $100K to 200K for organizations. 

Sadly, we must come to terms with the possibility these eggs are lost. Shadow will have to leave the nest eventually to eat. 

Luxury resort. Like that's what this country needs, more rich creeps destroying mother earth and wildlife for a luxury resort. 

This is far from over. 

I've started mourning Jackie. I wish I could have Shadow's hope but I do not. 

God creates, man destroys (as he always does). 

I love these eagles so much. 

A missing momma bald eagle with eggs in the nest is not a good look for a neighboring luxury resort under construction. 

Bald eagle > luxury resort.  🦅🦅 

That's the math in case anyone is confused. 

Rich greedy monsters. Absolute monsters. 

Go get 'em God! Go get them. 

ON THIS WINDY VEGAS MORNING

Good morning. ☕️☀️

*Please forgive the grammatical errors. I'm legally blind so who knows what I'm typing. Certainly not me. 😏

Hello there. 😚

Iknowright?!

Now do Pam Bondi! 

And Pete Hegseth, this idiot can go also! 

I'm with you, Earth.

 

Protestants, if true to Christian faith are conscientious objectors. Doesn't mean they won't serve in the military, they just won't kill anyone in the name of war. Someone else's war. A politician's war. When was the last time an American president lead any military branch into war or fought alongside the military in combat? According daddy Google 1814, James Madison. The only sitting president to fight - the battle of Bladensburg, the defeat followed by a stronger defense (against the British) that inspired the Star Spangled Banner. 

This idiot can go too. I gave up cigarettes and drinking for my health. You would have to pry my Starbucks oat milk latte out of my cold dead hands at any age before ever listening to this guy. Back in the day we teenagers used other "methods" pulling an all nighter but then again this administration approve those "methods" just not lattes apparently. 😏

Ohmmm. Go to the prairie, Lisa. Go back to your childhood prairie. Ohmmm.

I love my morning walks. You never know when you might happen upon a few birds just doing their Blood Sugar Sex Magic thang. 🪶

Speaking of magic.  Lookie what the big Bear eagles have done! 🥚🥚

Another egg!

The power of mother nature. The power of wildlife. These eagles. 💓 Makes my heart swell with love. It's so easy getting trapped in the emo world of politics and doom scrolling you don't even notice it bleeds you out. There's nothing more peaceful and romantic than the silent magnificence of a sunrise. I'm jealous of birds. They fly above all the nonsense and stupidity of human beings. 

I'm going to fall madly in love in 2026, and remarry. I've been single since 2012. Its time. I'm just throwing it out into the universe. 

Knowing what I went through with my divorce in 2012 people might wonder why I would ever want to get married again. For those who think that, makes me wonder if those people have ever been deeply in love. Being in love is the best! To be clear, I didn't want a divorce, I had to get one before one of us ended up on Dateline. I was still in love with my husband when I divorced him. That divorce broke my heart into seemingly irreplaceable shattered pieces. I would have loved my husband forever had that love been reciprocated. 

When I filed for divorce I used the free court services. Los Angeles Superior courthouse has free legal services. Very generous and kind attorneys and legal professionals donate their time to help people not spend a fortune to get divorced. You have to get there early in the morning however. First come first serve and their cut off time for the day is like 11am. Legal advice filing the paperwork was free thanks to them. However, my ex-husband got a lawyer because he didn't want to do what the law requires him to do (split assets 50/50 from the time we were married until we legally seperated) he thought he was above the law and got an attorney. Fool. Thus I had to get an attorney.  His attorney kept goating my ex into taking me to court repeatedly so he would have to pay her legal fees, that is, until the judge finally looked at his attorney square in the face and pretty much said, "If I see the four of you in my courtroom again I'll know who to blame." No lawyer wants to piss off a judge they'll have to face again some day, so that was the end of my ex's attorney milking him for everything she could get her grubby fat hands on. My ex was forced to do what the judge had originally ordered. The judge was no fool, only my ex. In the end the attorneys won. And still, I'm such a hopeless silent romantic at heart, I want to marry again. I loved being married. I love being in love. No woman gets married and stays married unless she wants to BE married especially in Los Angeles, a no fault state where getting divorced is easy-peazy compared to other states that allows couples to accuse each other in court of cheating, etc. 

At 57 years of age we ain't getting divorced hon. No time. We'll both die of old age before the ink on a divorce even dries. 

Exactly my guy. Not just with cooking though. 

I married my husband because he reminded me of my childhood home. He's Swedish, soft spoken, no temper, no yelling, no fighting, no drama. We ate the same foods, liked the same films, have the same retirement goals, and he's my age. He reminded me 💯 of the boys I grew up with - of the boy I would have married had I stayed in Minnesota. Our problem, I'm utterly convinced, was because he grew up poor not having money and the moment he saw how much both our incomes accumulated (with no children) in just nine years he couldn't help but spend spend spend. I already did the math before we got married. I knew after 10 to 15 years we could both retire younger than most and do some extensive traveling. Alas, the money got him. It really broke my heart. But like they say, its either sex and/or money that ruins a marriage if the couple lets it. And no, I never checked our checking account. I spent my daily tips, had direct deposit for my paychecks, and he paid all the bills. I trusted him. 

♥️

My favorite thing on the internet right now:

I love, absolutely 💯 LOVE fun beefs on social media. 

That McDonalds CEO guy had it coming tho. 

Are we bringing back the Andy Warhol/burger parodies? Even Warhol enjoyed his product burger more than that McDonalds CEO robot dude. 

I got off track. 

AND ANOTHER THING 

Gals, work, don't work, whatever, free country (for now) but just know there's a 90% chance you'll be doing all the housework, cooking, cleaning, and raising kids if you have them on top of working a full time job, because he will 90% chance expect you to still take care of him and the house as is your "duty" in the marriage. Which is why I cannot stress enough marriage counseling for those under 40 years of age with your pastor, priest, or professional therapist BEFORE getting married. Marriage counseling before getting married, not after. 

I share a bathroom with a male housemate and I will never understand WHAT he could possibly be doing in the bathroom where he literally throws buckets of water all over the counter, and splashes a ton of toothpaste dots all over every mirror (three of them on opposite walls!) and sprays clorex bleach (somewhere) yet never cleans anything. I do all the cleaning. I take out the bathroom trash. I clean up after him. I do it every day because I cannot live in filth. It's no wonder he's single. He's a young man in his 30's. He should be in a mature adult loving relationship with someone his age living his best life but he's not because he would rather have this old gal clean up after him. It's sad really. Men will never recover from the male loneliness epidemic for as long as he clings on to mommy's apron strings. Isn't that what made men like Ed Gein? We're going to have a string of new white male serial killers. Mark my words. 

This guy jokes around a lot but... it's funny 'cos it's true. 

Ladies, get yours. That's all's I'm saying. 👇🏼😄

ANYWAY

Back home in Las Vegas. Summer is creeping up on us. Next week it will be in the 90's. I got this UV umbrella off Amazon. It's supposed to cool you under it by 10 to 15 degrees. We'll see soon enough. 

Amazon doing me dirty yet again. The summer blouses I bought off Prime were supposed to be delivered yesterday along with my umbrella but (sigh) no they will come today. We'll see. I had something to do today but now I'll be home waiting for my package so no one Jacks it from my front door should it actually be delivered today.   

I'm terribly impatient. I keep it all in until it will kill me eventually. There are some nights where I'm like: 

"This is the big one!"

Dear future husband, get life insurance policies on me. I'll sign. I'm def going before you. Amen! 

All you grown adult het fellas still clinging on to mommy's apron strings who claim to be Christians... Bro, literally on page 2!

Therefor shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 

GENESIS 2:24

You're a grown man. Leave your mother! 

OK bye!  👇🏼😏