Good morning.
*Please forgive the grammatical errors. I'm a terrible editor.
If you followed my old blog, then you know I don't like sharing anything that's going into my body especially with strangers. Exterior sharing like the metro, fine, I know how to wash my hands, but if it's going into my body, or out of my body, hard nope, particularly in close quarters. I always flush the toilet in shared housing bathrooms with a bleach wipe. That's just me. Don't touch me. Cooties. Gross. You only know this because I blog about it. Otherwise, you wouldn't know. I'm not some horrible person who rants and raves on a public sidewalk about how unhygienic I think most people are, and you would completely understand how/why I became this way if you ever worked anywhere where you were forced to use the same bathroom as the general public. Women are just as nasty as men if not more.
SO
I'm currently renting an Airbnb room where someone is constantly messing with my stuff when I'm gone. Ugh. Not the first time it's happened, not the last I'm sure, but it occurs more often when homeowners live on the property. The only time when it wasn't a homeowner, it was a cleaning lady. I understand homeowners check the room to make sure you're not dealing crack or whatever in your rooms, but they're not allowed to go through your things. They're not allowed to rummage through your bags or suitcases, or your food, but they still do. Not cool.
When I first got to my Airbnb the bed reeked of urine. I washed the bedding and my teddy bear (yes, my teddy bear, it's my travel bear deal with it) and just shrugged it off to someone having a pet in the room before me and the room was not properly cleaned afterwards - because there was also a massive wad of long black hair in the shower and on the side of the sink. Ew. Nasty. I scrubbed all that too before using. That said, the stale stench of urine is constantly in the room now. I Fabreez the room like three times a day, keep the wondows open during the days I'm there, but the stale urine stench constantly comes back. Then, I started noticing after a day spent out of the room, I would come back to my bags thoroughly rifled through, to the point I started taking pictures of my stuff before I leave the house and 7 times out of 10 nothing is the same when I return. My food has been messed with only when I'm gone. I first noticed it with a container of sugar free cookies. After being out all day, I wanted to relax with some tea, and cookies I had bought the day before. After biting into one cookie my lips and mouth went numb almost immediately. Gross. I spat it out and tossed the rest of the cookies. Then I tossed out anything that was open mostly condiments. Another time I came back to the room and had a small bit of food poisoning after eating some pasta. I tossed out the pasta sauce I had opened only two days earlier. Coincidentally, if you believe in coincidences, after tossing out the pasta sauce the homeowners of the room insisted I take a plate of Asian pasta. I politely declined but he brought it to my room anyway. I was polite and said "thank you, delicious, yum" then tossed that out too. When things seem sus best to side on the err of caution. Yesterday, after my walk and errands, a bag of unopened bagels in my fridge was opened with the twisty tie left intentionally off the bag just to let me know it had been handled while I was gone. The bagels were stale anyway just because I didn't have time to eat them but that's not the point. Another time as I was walking back to my room some crazy looking woman pulled her hat down and dodged into a room off the side of the driveway when she saw me coming. Weird. Here's the thing about Airbnb room rentals, most of the time locks don't get changed, door codes don't get changed, unvetted cleaning ladies have become more and more shifty over the years, so anyone who stayed previously in your room has access to your house, your room, and your stuff. Look, almost everything in life can be replaced. It's just stuff. Things. Nothing important. Plus, I'm a protestant minister who took a vow of (among other things) poverty. The few things that are important to me I take with me when I leave the house, when I leave any house including my own. If you're familiar with my old blog, as a result of one stroke in 2021, and a second stroke seven days later the doctors were able to stop from completely happening, my legs lost 30% of their function and that seems to make a woman in the front house laugh every time she sees me walking up the driveway - and I have to wonder, what's up? I have a theory, because I'm a HUGE critic of the Trump administration, I think some people who are possibly MAGA Trumpers react vengefully. Also, I'm against anyone being Pope other than a European national with lengthy European lineage. I believe the Pope should always be a European Pope, always, not African, not Filipino, because historically Catholicism, Christianity's origin story, happened in Rome. The moment you take the historic bloodshed of war - after war - after war that occurred all over Europe and put that in the hands of a non-European, you're dismissing all those who died for the Christian cause, and that's unacceptable to me and dare I say all Christians. Politics, it ruins what could have been potentially good relationships every time unnecessarily. I'm a big supporter of "Don't ask. Don't tell." In these types of circumstances or nothing would be accomplished.
AND
You know if I grudge it up on Airbnb the homeowner will just say, "I carried your luggage up the stairs (even though I never asked him to, he just grabbed my stuff which made me a little uncomfortable) and he'll also say "I gave you plate of food" (even though I had politely declined it initially and then he just showed up at my door anyway). Ah gaslighting. You know on Dateline how everyone on that show always says, "She was the nicest person ever! She didn't deserve what happened to her!" Huh. Are you sure?
AND
I'm a Gen X'er who grew up with a strong faith in Christ/God. I leave all forms of justice regarding trespasses against God, myself, and others up to God. When I hear/read in the news about a car that ran over a group of people in some cafe somewhere, as horrible as that sounds, a very strong part of me cannot ignore that maybe, maybe, maybe, they were rounded up and made accountable for past trespasses they made against God, and/or others. When people ask me why God would let 9/11 happen my response to that is, people are accountable for their actions and poor choices in life, and sometimes, unfortunately, it takes thousands of martyrs to see justice done. Friends and family have died from illnesses similar to my stroke and I have to ask why not me too, God? Why am I still alive? And the answer has always been, "Write my story." The story I'm currently writing, perhaps? Maybe after this book is finished, I can finally rest.
Look, I'm old and have been willingly on my own for most of my life. I've been around the block many, many times. I constructed and renovated part of this here block. Single women will always be victimized. People, men and women both, get off on victimizing single women. I will never understand it; the couple somehow thinks it bonds them, but I know God settles every sore and every score. Count on it. If you have committed wrongs, it's never too late to repent and beg forgiveness. God blesses the faithful. I am blessed every day. Blessed! Every day. Work smarter not harder. So easy.
Coming to this blog is your choice. Reading this blog is your choice. You don't have to be a Christian. Be a Christian. Don't be a Christian. I couldn't care less. Personally, I don't believe everyone is worthy of God's gifts and favor, but he does, lucky you. Gotta earn it though. One of my gothic soliloquies in my book is a church scene where the preacher "From the dark side!" is practicing her sermon on earning love. God's love is no different. If you want continued love, you have to earn it, honey. No one is entitled to ongoing gifts, favor, and love without reciprocation.
AND ANOTHER THING
Actions speak louder than words. God is ever watchful. Keep your faith and you'll be fine. Better than fine. You'll be gifted.
I want to talk a little about young women.
Yesterday, around 1pm, waiting for the DASH, a young woman maybe in her very early 20's pulled her Mercedes to the side of the road right in front of me with her emergency flashers on. She got out of her car, popped open the trunk and pulled out some clothes - a blouse, tennis shoes, and jeans. She was currently dressed like she had just had a hot date. The hottest date of her young life. She was wearing thigh high black high heeled boots and not much else. She then got back in her car and changed clothes. She then got out of her car again, back to the trunk, wearing the jeans and blouse, and stuffed what she was wearing previously in a bag in the trunk of her car. Before she got back in her car again, she felt around the pockets of her jeans, not finding what she was hoping to find, she went back to the trunk of car, searched around, then shut the trunk and came to the driver's side of the car once more while putting on some rings that had fallen out of her pants pocket, or so it looked. Once upon a time, I might have thought, well, there could be a good explanation for her cheating on her husband. Maybe her husband abuses her. Money can't buy love, etc., but now I find it all completely inexcusable. I don't give young women the benefit of the doubt anymore. If you're unhappy with your relationship, leave. California is a no-fault state anyway. Cheating is never grounds for divorce. Meaning you won't be legally punished for it. Just go, then. Leave! Take the Mercedes with you! Why stay and cheat - because you absolutely will answer for it. Trust me. There will be consequences for your actions. Maybe not legal ones but there will be consequences.
AND THEN
As this little scene with the young woman changing her clothes was happening, another young woman, quite possibly a teenage even, was walking down the street on her cell phone arguing with someone. "You don't have to call me names! I don't call you names! Why do you have to disrespect me like that! You don't have to call me names!" I wanted to grab the phone out of her hands and hang up on the person she was fighting with. Fighting is such a waste of time. Pick your battles. If someone loves you and respects you, they will do everything in their power to build a healthy communication with you. Now, if the person she was fighting with was a parent and you're a minor, then tell everyone. Tell everyone! Record that parent even! Parents who think their kids owe them for giving birth to them are delusional. Your kid owes you nothing. You choose to have that kid. It's your 100% responsibility to ensure that kid has everything (and I do mean everything!) they need to succeed in this ever-declining world. Your job. Your job as a parent.
AND THEN THIS GAL
I live in a world where restaurants serve fish n chips but never stock malt vinegar or tartar sauce. Madness! Who the heck eats fish n chips without malt vinegar or tartar sauce? Are you people new here? "Would you like a side of ranch dressing?" the girl asks me, and I think I zoned out and just blinked at her for thirty seconds before coming to terms with the fact she had indeed just asked me if I wanted ranch dressing with my fish. "No, thank you" I robotically replied. Then I tipped her (because it's not her fault the restaurant doesn't stock malt vinegar or tartar sauce) and left. Which brings me to this...
What do young people eat? I see y'all on the patios at cafes with coffee and cigarettes which I can relate to. We were doing that also in the 80's and 90's but do you guys also eat, like, ever, or is food just considered props for your social media? What do the kids eat today? And look, in my late teens and 20's I did not live what you would call a healthy lifestyle. I was grossly underweight, constantly dehydrated, and never slept more than 2 hours a night if at all. But at least once or twice a week I would eat like a decent sized meal so's not to die. That said, condiments were kind of a big deal. The standard stuff you know mustard, relish, salt, pepper, garlic powder, mayo, hot sauce, and malt vinegar. Not ketchup. Ketchup is disgusting. Ketchup is the blood of Satan, everyone knows it.
It seems, from just random observations over the years, kids don't eat for enjoyment anymore. As in they don't eat food that tastes good to them, they eat what looks good for social media content. A nice piece of fried cod is ah-mazing with malt vinegar, or tartar sauce. Try it some time. Not ranch dressing. Never ranch dressing. Malt vinegar or tartar sauce.
And look...
I'm an old gal. I know. I'm 56 years old. I know I'm old because (in 2025) every time I see wedding dress reels, I'm like, "That's not a wedding dress, dear. That's lingerie. That's not a prom dress. That's a direct line to the nunnery!
ANYWAY
During the tartar sauce/malt vinegar debacle, the young gal waiting on me asks what my plans for the rest of the day are. Just making waitress chit chat. I get it. I've been there. So, I tell her I'm just going to walk the food back to my room across the street and eat, maybe watch a movie and then take a nap afterwards, relax the rest of the day. And this girl immediately zoomed into the part where I said "back to my room across the street" because she then eagerly asked where I was staying. "The house with the red gate" I tell her, "It's directly across the street" I say gesturing across the street, and she just about loses her mind and tells me her boyfriend lives across the street too. Okay. Cool. Then she tells me his address. Um. Okay. Then she begins to describe him. Oh. Awkward. Then she asks for my address. I tell her it's literally the house across the street. The one with the big red gate. And she gets all super anxious again. And I was thinking to myself; I'm sorry but I have no idea what's happening right now. Luckily my food came out and I was able to go.
I MEAN, LOOK
It's not that I don't understand men. I long ago understood men. Y'all ain't hard to figure out other than why so many men think their crazy behavior might get them a girl someday. A lot of men are dumb. The female race has known men are socially dumb since boys pulled our hair and ran, back in kindergarten. What I don't understand is why so many women stress over them. What's up. What's going on. Pick your battles, ladies. So many men out there. Don't need to linger on the men who stress you out. Lots of nice normal men out there who are capable and happy to take care of you. Just gotta speed through the ones who make you mad. If a man irritates you by date three, let him go and keep going. Don't look back. As my childhood friend's wife said last year during this exact same conversation regarding younger gals, "Gotta kiss a lot of toads first, girls." Amen sister. Being a 56-year-old woman is the hardest thing I've ever done. There is no way I can let a man make it harder. Nope. Hard pass.
Some women laugh while other women mourn.
For in much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
--Ecclesiastes 1:18